Sierra J asked:


I write stories a lot, and most of them aren’t long but I like them. I’m not finished but how is this story I’ve written so far? What should the title be? I have it The Blade but I want something better.

It was a rainy day. Izzy a 20 year old scientist was in her bathroom cleaning her dog Sarge (a German shepherd), when she got a call from the National Rain forest Accusation. “Izzy Williams, please come to the Amazon rain forest, a local native has spotted an interesting new cat species. We would like you to check it out!” a man exclaimed. “I’ll be there in a few days.” Replied Izzy. She dried off Sarge and packed 5 shirts, 2 jackets, 3 shorts, 1 pair of jeans, food, dog food, a leash, and shoes. Then she packed an emergency pack, a fishing pole, a net, food, dog food, a rope, blankets, pillows, a tent, a big water jug, a first aid kit, binoculars, and a contactor (radio). Once everything was packed Izzy and Sarge got in their 2007 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon. Izzy drove to the England SA Privet airport where she bought 2 helicopter tickets for South America. When all of their luggage was in the helicopter, they both got into it. There was nobody else on the Helicopter except the pilot, Izzy, and Sarge. Izzy sat in the back of the Machine with Sarge by her side. A few days later, Izzy taking a nap, when the pilot said, “welcome to Brazil, South America, we are now flying over the Amazon Rain forest. We will arrive at the Witchiti airport shortly.” Only after the pilot was done talking Izzy opened her eyes, and looked out the window, but she couldn’t see anything because it was storming very heavily. Izzy saw lighting flash above. “I’m afraid we’re flying through some weather.” The pilot said shakily. Izzy grabbed the survival kit and through it on her back. Then she sat on the ground and started petting Sarge (comforting him) It seemed like hours of flying until, Izzy heard a loud crack, that was probably thunder. She squeezed the arm rests on her chair, and Sarge started to wine. Izzy started to comfort him again, as she did so, she felt the helicopter shake uncontrollably, and start going down. The pilot looked at Izzy “lightning struck one of the blades we’re going down!” Izzy saw him grab a bag, which was probably a pair shoot “sorry” he said “I have to leave you from here” Izzy ran to the front of the helicopter, not paying any mind to Izzy the pilot, jumped out of the helicopter, Izzy watched him disappear, then continued her search for another pair shoot. When she couldn’t find one she tried to control the machine. That didn’t work; all it did was make the helicopter go straight down, Izzy could see the Amazon forest and river. She made the helicopter go in the direction of the river. As the helicopter was inching towards the water Izzy saw a yellow emergency boat. Izzy grabbed it, and Sarge, they were about to hit the water, Izzy jumped, and just in time to because when the helicopter hit the water it exploded. Once the fire had gone down Izzy opened the yellow emergency boat and her and Sarge climbed in. Izzy then opened the emergency pack, she took out the radio which was also a contactor, she turned it on but it didn’t light up Izzy threw it down on the boat and then shoved it back in the pack. Izzy cuddled with Sarge till she fell asleep.
When morning came Izzy was frightened of her surroundings, trees everywhere, as she was looking around her stomach made a gurgling sound. So she rummaged through her bag and found a perfectly red and juicy apple. As she munched into the apple she saw Sarge drool. So she took out a cup of dog food and gave it to him. When both of them were done with breakfast Izzy took out the radio again and turned it on them off, she then opened the battery holder and took both batteries out of it then switched them and turned the radio on again but still nothing came out. She put it back in the bag.
Izzy decided the best thing to do was to get onto land. “I’ll end in the ocean if I don’t” Izzy thought. She used everything that she thought would work but nothing did. After hours of trying Izzy gave up. She looked into the water; she noticed that the water was moving faster and faster. Izzy looked ahead of the raft and saw a terrifying site, the river ended into a 90 degree drop. Izzy thought quickly she soon decided to jump out of the boat and swim to shore. She put her emergency pack on her back and grabbed Sarge. She then pushed him in and jumped in herself. When she jumped in the water was very cold and it made her shiver and the current of water was very strong. She tried to swim to shore but the current was pulling her away. When she looked up and saw Sarge had got to shore he then turned around and jumped back in though. “Bad dog” tried to say through chattering teeth. As she was swimming she felt something warm and fuzzy brush against her arm when she looked down at it, it was Sarge. She grabbed around his chest so he could pull her to shore. When Iz

Nathaneal Barthalamew asked:


1. “And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father’s nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.”
Genesis 9:20-27

From this verse we see
(a) Noah was a drunk, and he paraded around in the nude
(b) Noah was sodomosied by his son
(c) Noah curses his son because of what he did

2. “Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife.”
Genesis 20:12

(a) Abraham married his own half-sister

3. “That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.”
Genesis 19:33-35

(a) Lot was a drunkard
(b) He commits ****** with his own 2 daughters
(c) Drunkedness is no excuse, if a man did that in this day and age, would you call him righteous too, or would you call him what he is, an evil individual, from the case of “Josef Fritzl” we can see what an evil thing this is

4. “so you will plunder the Egyptians”
Exodus 3:21-22

(a) Why is stealing allowed

5. “Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to the foreigner residing in any of your towns, and they may eat it, or you may sell it to any other foreigner. But you are a people holy to the LORD your God.”
Deuteronomy 14:21

(a) Why is being selfish allowed?

6. Jesus says “the Father is greater than I”
John 14:28

If Jesus is God, then how can God be greater than him

7. “And behold one came and said to him, Good teacher, what good things shall I do that I may have eternal life? So he said, “Why do you call me good? No one is good but One, this God. But if you want to enter into eternal life, keep the commandments.”
Matthew 19:16-17

(a) Jesus says you must keep the commandments, as he did, he kept them all, but a Christian evangelist I talked to said that they don’t have to follow any commandment

8. “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.”
Matthew 15:24

(a) If Jesus says this, then was he sent for me?

9. “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’”
Matthew 7:21-23

(a) Jesus says those who prophesise and exorcise in his name, he himself will tell these ‘evildoers’ to go away

10. “But in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.”
Matthew 15:19

(a) Jesus says himself that in vain people worship him, who follow their own desires and do not do what God has ordered?

11. “But the hour comes, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: For the Father seeks such to worship Him. God is a Spirit and they that worship Him must worship Him in spirit and truth.”
John 4:23-24

(a) Jesus says in the final hour the true worshippers will emerge, who will worship only God

12. “Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord, and you shall worship Him with all your strength and all your might and all your soul and all your heart.”
Mark 12:29

(a) Jesus says there is only One God and to worship him only

13. “Get thee behind me, Satan; for it is written, Thou shall worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shall you serve.”
Matthew 4:10

(a) Jesus knows satan will be there until judgement day but he tells him to worship only God and he doesn’t say worship me?

daughtereponymous asked:


G-D is saying He is not in them.

Jeremiah 32:34 But they set their abominations in the house, which is called by MY Name, to defile it.

Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto Me, I will not hearken unto them.

Jeremiah 51:17 is the same as Jeremiah 10:14 Every man is brutish in his knowledge: every founder is confounded by the graven image: for his molten image is falsehood, and there is no breath in them. Jeremiah 51:18 is the same as Jeremiah 10:15 They are vanity, and the works of errors….

Come out of them, it is saying, is it not? Why then do you not again turn only to G-D who is your Teacher?

Jeremiah 32:33 And they have turned unto Me the back, and not the face: though I taught them, rising up early and TEACHING them, yet they have NOT received —-instruction.

Why have you not received —instruction? What is the —instruction of G-D for us?

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and —instruction. Hmmmm do you not know the will of G-D for your life?

Proverbs 1:8 My son, hear the ___instruction__of thy Father, and forsake not the ___law__of thy Mother.

The instruction is when we light our desire to G-D’S to serve G-D day and night in all we do and say we are making a covenant and taking the oath to serve G-D with all our hearts and souls. :

Psalm 51:6 Behold, Thou desirest Truth _in__ the * inward parts: and __in__ the * hidden part Thou shalt __make__me know wisdom.

These are children that follow the instruction of G-D and took the oath.

They are again turning only to G-D and growing in G-D’S likeness upon this earth —under the shadow of the Almighty. This is the Day the LORD made, for all of us ( Psalm 118:24) that we enter in the gate (Psalm 118:20). We are the work of G-D’S Hands in the earth, growing in G-D’S likeness Psalm 17:15, like our for fathers Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Psalm 91:1 He that dwelleth in the *secret place ( the hidden part) of the MOST HIGH shall abide –under—the shadow of the Almighty.

Is this G-D’S womb were we are conceived like king Solomon in Song of Solomon 3:4 the chamber?

Is this were king David was borough forth form, the Declare Decree: Psalm 2:7?

Is this were Abraham Gen.24:7 and Isaac Gen.27:27 and Jacob Gen.28:20-21 and G-D’S servant David Psalm 18:15 to 20 drew G-D of heaven and earth in holy union??????

Is this were the cords are set? Is this what holds up the foundations of this world David speaks of in Psalm 18:15??

Have you entered in ??? Jeremiah 10:20 My Tabernacle is spoiled, and all My Cords are broken: My children are gone forth of Me, and they are not: there is none to stretch forth My Tent any more, and to set up My Curtains.

Are we together in every nation and in every country G-D’S work of His hands, is G-D building His Tabernacle with us? Are we to stretch forth the Curtains in ever corner of the world?

Are we the Tent that keeps the covenant and took the oath and again turn only to G-D and grow in the law????

Have we hurt G-D by staying in the lie and deceit????

Jeremiah 10:19 Woe is Me for My hurt ! My wound is grievous: but I said, Truly this is a grief, and I must bear it.

Why because G-D waits for you to come out of them, the lie and deceits are in —ALL—Religions are they not? read: Jeremiah 10:14-15-21 and again Jeremiah 51:17-18-23???/

Psalm

fireguy asked:


Does anyone have a hennessey hammock? can you give me a good review on it? Pro’s con’s… I really think the hammock is a good way to go, and it can even be used as a one man tent, i just want some real feedback…. also, i know what the website says, but can 2 people sleep in the hennessey scout hammock if it was an emergency??? thanks!

Ghostbuster123 asked:


Okay, first off i just want to say that if you do not think you can help me or be able to give me a full DETAILED answer then just ignore this question. with that said, anyone who is here to say “man your screwed” or mock me in anyway is not welcome here.

So every year i go to this place called falcon ridge folk festival in upstate NY in the summer. my sister her friend my dad my friend and I camp out here for a few days while we listen to some great music. ( I am 14 by the way). and we volunteer here to help out the festival. so one day i was walking down the hill that led to the stage and on my way there i noticed that this girl about my age smiled to me as i walked by, this of course left me in a good mood.

later in the after noon i was walking back to my campsite watching all of the other campers sit out on their lawn chairs, and then i saw her again only about 50 yards from my tent she had a tent with a few lawn chairs set up. she smiled and waved to me and i did the same (then her mom [or what seemed to be her mom] gave me a funny look). now seeing that she seemed to be interested in me i walked by often to say hi. the next day i walked by and she called me over. we had a storm the night before and so all the roads were muddy so they wouldn’t let any cars up the hill to their campsites. seeing that i was wearing my staff shirt she asked me when her family could bring the car up the hill. i told her that i would ask my supervisor and get back to her.

So later i went down and asked when the roads would be open again and he said tomorrow. so i went back up the hill and told her the good news.

we didn’t talk much after that just a few waves or “hi’s” but now i was determined to get at least a name. so the last day of the festival after i was all done packing up i went over to her (in front of 2 other people i’m guessing friends or relatives, it was kinda embarrassing) and i told her that we should keep in touch and she told me that she didn’t have a phone at the time so she gave me her facebook her name was Aly.

i got home late that night and a when i got home i typed her name in and added her as a friend. a week or two later i checked and she still didn’t accept it. but then one day she did and then she said that she was on a facebook ban from her dad or something so i understood the delay.

we chatted every now and then but it was usually short and kind of awkward like there wasn’t much to say. i really like her and i am afraid that she things i’m weird. she responds with one word answers sometimes so its hard to keep the conversation going and she is always the one to end it.
i also recently found that she got a new phone :]
the thing is is that i REALLY like her and i hope she likes me back (i think she does) so normally i wouldn’t have a problem asking her out but there is a catch…..she lives 6 hours away from me.

or actually its more like 31/2 hours if i take a ferry.
so what i want to know is
1. how can i start up a good conversation with her? she always seems busy and i don’t really know her interests (example: hey, hey whats up nm hbu? nm kool kool G2G biiiiii). so i want to know more about her without getting her into a game of 20Q like (whats your fav color? [blue] thats cool whats your fav band? [Beatles] that type of thing).

2. I feel that if i get her pone number i would talk to her a lot more because we can both text but how do i come across the question “Whats your phone number?” i don’t want to throw it out there randomly and sound like a creeper.

3. how do i get her to like me more? its hard to show my true personality through texting what can i do?

4. are height and age a problem? she seemed a Tiny bit taller than me if at all so i don’t think that would matter but i am a year younger than her how will she feel about this?

5. if we do decide to be with each other… can we make it work? do long distance relationships usually work out? if i visit her once a year and go to the festival once a year i will see her twice a year. we both have webcams so we can skype but is it enough?

Please help me out here i really want to know if we can be together.
Thank You
-Dakota

Zuma asked:


1)A stupid man was holding a nail and a hammer and working. the nail fell from him. he said to the nail:”come here”, it didn’t come. he said again:”come here”, it didn’t come. so he threw a pack of nails at it and said:”GET HIM”.

2)An Indian man and his son were setting together in their tent. his son says:”why are we always named like this?”.

The father says:” it’s a tradition taken from our ancestors, we name our children after the first thing we see after their birth. for example, when your brother was born, I got out of the tent and saw the thunder as it strikes in the sky. so I named him ‘The thunder striking in the sky’. and when your sister was born, I got out of the tent and saw the sun light. so I named her ‘The sun rising in the horizon’. it’s always like this”.

The Son says:”but can’t this tradition be changed?”. the father says:”No, it’s the tradition of our great ancestors and we can’t change it, but what’s your problem with that, Two dogs sh*tting near the tent”.

3)A brunette, a red head and a blonde were trying a machine that makes a Beep sound if they lie.

The brunette says:”I think I’m the smartest girl ever” Beep.

The red head says:”I think I’m the most beautiful girl ever” Beep.

The blonde says:”I think……” Beep.

Star if you like them.
@Gaurav Chawla: First, this joke was about the north american Indians who first inhabited North America. are you one of them?. and even if so, do you live in tents?. Second, I’m Arabian and Zuma is the nickname of Hazem which is my name. and if it means nothing in known languages then I don’t care. by the way, Gaurav mean “disgusting” in Arabic, so you shouldn’t too. but seriously, I mean no offense, sorry.

@Lola:
1)He’s talking to nails.
3)didn’t read the book. I’m going to read it now.
@Keep Earth clean, it’s not Uranus: There’s no need for insults.

Anomaly asked:


Constructive criticism is definitely welcome!

Beginning 1)
The sun beat brightly down on Festival Field as Briar-Rose walked through the many stalls, gazing around in wonder even though she came here every single year. It was the Harvest Day Festival, the day when – traditionally at least – all the farmers had finished harvesting their crops, and they always gathered together to celebrate. This tradition spread to the cities and towns, and even though no harvesting took place, people still honoured the tradition and had a holiday; complete with a festival, which eventually grew to what it was today.
In Festival Field, so it was named, many stalls were set up by travelling merchants and adventurers alike to sell hot food, cold food, trinkets, card-readings and games. Briar-Rose had always suspected that on one of the game stalls, run by a greedy merchant, the hoops were always just a little smaller than the wooden squares players had to throw them over, and she had never seen anyone win a prize, but she had a go anyway. After all, it was only one copper piece per hoop.
“Three hoops please!” she called to the richly dressed merchant, who sneered at her before taking her money and handing her the wooden hoops. Briar-Rose stepped back a little, gauging the distance for a moment before throwing the hoop. It was a well-aimed shot; however it flew far over the square and hit the backdrop of the stall. Despite using less force, her other hoop did the same.
Too much power! Briar-Rose thought, annoyed at her failure. She adjusted her footing again while the merchant watched her with a look of spiteful mirth on his face. He was confident she wouldn’t hit the square, she could see.

OR

Beginning 2)
Briar-Rose wasn’t aware that there was anyone behind her until the greedy merchant in the ‘Throw the Hoop’ stall addressed him sharply.
“Are you goin’ t’ play or are you just goin’ t’ stand there, lad?” He growled, his voice low and rasping, evidently annoyed at the unknown person’s lack of participation. The instant that Briar-Rose knew she was being watched, her aim faltered completely.
She was at the Harvest Day Festival, attempting to win a game of ‘Throw the Hoop’, where the player simply had to throw a wooden loop so that it landed over a small timber square at the back of the stall’s tent. It was more difficult than it looked, and as hard as Briar-Rose tried, the hoop just wouldn’t catch on the squares. She always had the sneaking suspicion that the merchant made the squares a little too large for the hoops to fit over, and she had never seen anyone win a prize from the stall, but she tried every year anyway.
It was her last throw when the merchant had brought Briar-Rose’s observer to her attention, and the hoop missed the square completely, hitting the heavy canvas wall at the back of the tent. She cursed inwardly and turned to face the person who had distracted her so effectively.
Her gaze was met by the chest of a male individual, who was taller than her by quite a bit, at least a head, so Briar-Rose quickly glanced up at his face. His eyes were a distinctive stormy grey as he looked down at her, smiling, as if he was very happy finding her here. That thought caught Briar-Rose by surprise, striking her as rather odd. She examined the man closer, drinking in his tousled dirty blonde hair and unblemished skin, attempting to recognise him. She didn’t. She was pretty confident that she had never seen him before.
“Good Harvest Day!” he greeted her quietly with the three words that were an honoured tradition today. Harvest Day was originally the day when every farmer had collected their harvests and threw a festival to celebrate. That tradition had travelled to the cities and towns, where all manners of merchants and adventurers took advantage of the wealthy townsfolk by setting up stalls at the Festival, which soon grew into the large affair that it was today.
“And to you,” Briar-Rose replied quickly, again with time-worn words, realising she must have seemed rude after hesitating for so long.

Thanks in advance for all and any answers and critisism and for reading!
Argh! I can’t believe it! All the answers added up so there were 3 for Beginning 1 and 3 for Beginning 2! Typical!
Oh well… I think I will try my best to mix them up together and re-enter it as another question sometime soon. Thanks guys! xxx

Simon Eccles asked:


Are there any websites that sell tents that are a little different?
Im going leeds this year and i dont want just the usual green two man things
2 man, 3 man, i can fill whatever size it is

santos asked:


try to answer them as in order plz =)

Chapters are referred to “Sections” also

Chapter 4

1. describe the head of the tent they occupied?

2. how many doctors examined the prisoners?

3. what was a child with a refined and beautiful face called?

4. when was the first time the prisoners cried for a hanged man?

5. the child, in the throes of death, was a direct allusion to whom?

Chapter 5

6. Why do the jews fear the eve of the Rash Hashanah?

7. what does Eliezer blame God for?

8. why was the congregation area referred to as a mirage?

9. what was Eliexer’s gesture of rebellion towards God?

10. Why do the veterans believe Elie’s group is lucky to be there instead of 2 years before?

11. what was Elie’s Inheritance?

12. why do the jews have more faith in ******?

13. why did elie have to go to the Hospital?

Chapter 6

14. why did eliezer’s father not let him sleep?

Chapter 7

15.Meir Katz groaned, “Why don’t they shoot us right away?” why do you think they didn’t?

Chapter 8

16. what happen to Eliezer father?

17. how does eliezer’s father die?

Chapter 9

18.in what ways is his reflections image symbolic of his internal self as well as a description of his physical appearance?

19.why can he never forget the look he saw in the eyes of his reflections?
part 2 is in this link

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak7lVK6tdhEN110.AYRd_ZXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091031220446AAkvbwh

Smartest Man Alive asked:


1.A man that is camping decides to go for a hike. He goes 3 miles south, 3 more miles east, and 3 miles north. He then sees that a bear is in his tent eating his food. What color is the bear?

2.Find the next 3 letters in the sequence….. J F M A M J J A…..

3. You are driving a bus. 4 women get off and 3 more get on. A man and his seeing eye dog get on at the next stop. Then at your next stop a couple of kids hop on. What color are the bus drivers eyes??

4.Last one. You have a 5 gallon jug and a 3 gallon jug. You want to get 7 gallons. You have no measuring devices. How do you do it?

This is NOT homework.