Humphrey asked:


I’m coming over to the city on Angels for about 90 days maybe 6 months .
I have 2 questions.

Is it possible to pitch a small 1 man tent on the outskirts of the city and stay there unnoticed for about 6 months?

And, I’m handsome and have a strong English accent, am I gonna get a lot…a lot of strawberry donuts over there or does that just happen in the movies?

I don’t have the money for a hotel but I can survive in a tent just fine.
I have a Visa sorted, and an address aswell. I’m not an illegal alien, I’m a normal guy that wants to holiday in LA, but can’t afford hotel costs so just wants to camp unnoticed. And the girls, what about the girls? I have an English accent and am young and handsome.

skep-doc asked:


10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!

6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”

3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
feel free to add more, no this isn’t my list, I lifted if from http://www.evilbible.com
pdman1974
No hostility no anger, just a simple list of simple facts.
Refute any of them, please…I’m waiting for your biting wit and razor sharp logical dissection. No? An ad hominem attack is a fairly typical fall back position when on has no actual argument, so I’m not surprised that was the option you chose.
god is imaginary, delusional belief in god is dangerous.
regina p.
Another insult and ad hominem attack. Sigh.
I’l be happy to tell you about all the biblical prophecies that have come true if you could actually point one out to me.
bobm709
sorry if this has been posted before, i just ran across it.
10. Like you, I am saddened by peoples willingness to believe in fairy tales, i extend my sadness to include your delusion though
9. not an answer. prove god exists first
8. whether you laugh or not, your answer confirms the point
7 wow…again proving the point. Excusing the “old” god, and “not aware” of modern atrocities. How about Jim Jones, the Inquisition
6 you “believe in the inerrancy” of the bible. Good for you…prove it. The bible is riddled with errors, contradictions and inconsistencies.
5. Science does NOT support a young earth model. That is faith.
4. So glad you are one of the chosen, and are ok with the capricious cruelty of a god that dooms most of his beloved creation to hellfire
3. Obviously never heard of southern pentacostals
2 http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com has a response to that
1. You may be one of the few who “know” church history. Most don’t. And those that do, interpret it badly.

asked:


theres this zombie movie ive watched a few years back and it was really stupid but good and about zombies ( like you didnt figure that out already ) i guess it was on the comedy side also.
it was about 4 people (they were adults but i dont know if they were college students)
2 dudes 2 ******.there was a musculine dude with black hair (i guess hooked up with the blonde chick) i remember they were going camping at a very populated camping site because in a few nights there was going to be a metoer shower.one of the ****** had a dream that she was sleeping in the tent with the 3 other guys and that zombies suddenly attacked them then she woke up and realized she was having a nightmare,i also remember that there was this old man that warned them that when the meteor shower comes then zombies would come to get them but of course they didnt believe him.and the last part i remember is that they were running to thier car from the zombies but they got the blond and the musculine dude tried to save her but couldnt and when he saw the zombies eating her he actually turned to the camera looking at me and said “gross thats nasty”or something like that and i started laughing.then the zombies got him and the others got away( another dude accompanied them somewhere in the movie i think he wears a cap on that looks like it was made for him from his grandma) anyway they get to the car and they realized they forgot the keys and then the zombies started to surround them banging on the windows, then they saw the muscular guy that was now a zombie and part of his face fell off (they thought he had the keys) but then the keys fell out of something in the car and the dude with the cap is like “yes we got the keys!”then the girl was like “god i love you”then she kissed him on the lips then she said”start the car” and thats the end of the movie thats all i remember.
note that i dont know if this is the real dialogue of the movie
sorry STACY but no its not undead

Spencer asked:


Characters

Billy
Joel
Stranger

Billy- (phones j)

Joel- (picks up phone) hello

Billy- hey man it’s billy

Joel- yeah I know

Billy- (laughs) ok so whats up?

Joel- nothing much you?

Billy – nothing

Joel- cool

Billy- you want to sleep over?

Joel- sure when should I be over?

Billy – in an hour

Joel- ok

Joel- (hangs up)

Billy- (hangs up)

Billy- mom joel’s sleeping over ok

Mom- ok

An hour later

Joel- (knocks on door)

Billy-(answers door) hey man come on in)

Joel- hi (walks in)

Billy- guess what movie’s I rented

Joel- I don’t know but please don’t let them be horror movies

Billy- I got the sixth sense, the unborn, and I downloaded every episode of happy tree friends

Joel- why did you do that man you know I **** horror movies

Billy- have you ever seen one

Joel- no and I don’t plan on it

Billy- well you have to watch one or your not sleeping over

Joel- fine I’ll watch one

Billy- what one

Joel- the sixth sense that one doesn’t sound to bad

Billy- sweet I love that movie

Joel- k let’s get it set up

Billy- not yet it’s still light out

Joel- what it has to be dark?

Billy- what do you want to do now then

Joel- let’s go swimming

Billy- yeah

2 hours later

billy- that was a good swim

joel- yeah it would have been better if your mom would have let us go in the water though

billy- she’s a little overprotective so what

joel- yeah yeah

mom- I’m going out for dinner with joel’s mom I’ll be back quite late

billy- ok mom

billy- let’s go get the movie set up

joel- fine

billy-(setting up the movie)

joel-( looking for another movie to watch quickly)

billy- k it’s ready

joel- why don’t we watch borat instead

billy- no that movie sucks

joel- have you seen it

billy- no and I don’t plan on it

joel- fine

billy and joel- (sit down and start watching the movie)

1 hours later

joel- (hugging a pillow) don’t go back in the tent!!! (screams and runs out room into billy’s parents room)(and there is a man with a bag mask on and duct tape in his hand)

stranger- hello joel (zoom in on strangers face then scene ends

20 minutes later

billy- JOEL!! JOEL!!!(gets up to go look for joel)(enters his parents room and finds him under the bed with tape over his mouth)

joel- screaming

billy-(rips the tape off his mouth) who did this to you?

Joel- (talking really fast) this guy put the tape on my mouth then disappeared

Billy- slow down what did this guy look like?

Joel- I don’t know he was wearing a mask

Billy – what kind of mask?

Joel- he was wearing a bag over his head with blood all over it

Billy- well do you have any idea where he went

Joel- no but I think he does

Stranger-(appears behind billy)

Billy- who are you

Stranger- think about it ( then grabs a pillow pushes it to his face and suffocates billy)

Joel- why are you doing this

Stranger-you’re next ( disappears)

Joel- (tries to wake up billy but cant then gets a phone and dials 911)

Stranger- (picks up phone) the police cant’t do anything

Joel- (hangs up phone) and runs to computer and types in how to kill a ghost ( looks to right and see’s stranger walking towards him with a fire extinguisher in his right hand)

Stranger- you really think I’m a ghost

Joel- why are you doing this?

Stranger- ( puts hat on joel and hits him over the head with the fire extinguisher) because your home (walks out apt door down hall)

The next morning

(Billy’s mom walk through door)

mom- (walks through into her room and see’s billy lying there on the bed with the pillow over his head)(wakes up billy)

billy- MOM! (hugs her as tight as he can)

mom- honey whats wrong why are you shaking

billy- I don’t know. Where’s joel!

Mom and billy- (walk through to where joel is)

Billy- joel wake up. Wake up!

Joel- what? Oww my head

Billy- what happened to you

Joel- he hit me over the head with a fire extinguisher

Mom – what!!?? Who?

Billy -the stranger

Joel- but whats his name?

Billy- I don’t know but I’m scared he’s not finished with us

Joel- what makes you think that?

Billy- were still alive

Joel- that is true

Billy- well let’s just hope he doesn’t

That night

Billy- (sleeping on the bed)

Joel -(sleeping on the floor)

Billy- rolls of bed and falls on joel

Bill and joel- (scream and get up)

Stranger- ( standing in front of them with a knife in his left)(walks towards the and ends scene)

To be continued

Spencer asked:


Billy- (phones j)

Joel- (picks up phone) hello

Billy- hey man it’s billy

Joel- yeah I know

Billy- (laughs) ok so whats up?

Joel- nothing much you?

Billy – nothing

Joel- cool

Billy- you want to sleep over?

Joel- sure when should I be over?

Billy – in an hour

Joel- ok

Joel- (hangs up)

Billy- (hangs up)

Billy- mom joel’s sleeping over ok!!!

Mom- ok

An hour later

Joel- (knocks on door)

Billy-(answers door) hey man come on in

Joel- hi (walks in)

Billy- guess what movie’s I rented

Joel- do I wanna know?

Billy- I got the sixth sense, the unborn, and I downloaded every episode of happy tree friends

Joel- why did you do that man you know I **** horror movies

Billy- have you ever seen one

Joel- no and I don’t plan on it

Billy- well you have to watch one or your not sleeping over

Joel- fine I’ll watch one

Billy- what one

Joel- the sixth sense that one doesn’t sound to bad

Billy- sweet I love that movie

Joel- k let’s get it set up

Billy- not yet it’s still light out

Joel- what it has to be dark?

Billy- what do you want to do now then

Joel- let’s go swimming

Billy- yeah

2 hours later

billy- that was a good swim

joel- yeah it would have been better if your mom would have let us go in the water though

billy- she’s a little overprotective so what

joel- yeah yeah

mom- I’m going out for dinner with joel’s mom I’ll be back quite late

billy- ok mom

billy- let’s go get the movie set up

joel- fine

billy-(setting up the movie)

joel-( looking for another movie to watch quickly)

billy- k it’s ready

joel- why don’t we watch borat instead

billy- no that movie sucks

joel- have you seen it

billy- no and I don’t plan on it

joel- fine

billy and joel- (sit down and start watching the movie)

1 hours later

joel- (hugging a pillow) don’t go back in the tent!!! (screams and runs out room into billy’s parents room)(and there is a man with a bag mask on and duct tape in his hand)

stranger- hello joel (zoom in on strangers face then scene ends

20 minutes later

billy- JOEL!! JOEL!!!(gets up to go look for joel)(enters his parents room and finds him under the bed with tape over his mouth)

joel- screaming

billy-(rips the tape off his mouth) who did this to you?

Joel- (talking really fast) this guy put the tape on my mouth then disappeared

Billy- slow down what did this guy look like?

Joel- I don’t know he was wearing a mask

Billy – what kind of mask?

Joel- he was wearing a bag over his head with… (terrified look on his face)

Stranger-(standing behind billy)

Billy- (talking to joel) what? (turns around) who are you?

Stranger- think about it ( then grabs a pillow pushes it to his face and suffocates billy)

Joel- why are you doing this

Stranger-you’re next ( disappears)

Joel- (tries to wake up billy but cant then gets a phone and dials 911)

Stranger- (picks up phone) the police cant’t do anything

Joel- (hangs up phone) and runs to computer and types in how to kill a ghost ( looks to right and see’s stranger walking towards him with a fire extinguisher in his right hand)

Stranger- you really think I’m a ghost

Joel- why are you doing this?

Stranger- ( puts hat on joel and hits him over the head with the fire extinguisher) because your home (walks out apt door down hall)

The next morning

(Billy’s mom walk through door)

mom- (walks through into her room and see’s billy lying there on the bed with the pillow over his head)(wakes up billy)

billy- MOM!

mom- what?

billy- nothing. Where’s joel!

Mom and billy- (walk through to where joel is)

Billy- joel wake up. Wake up!

Joel- what? Oww my head

Billy- what happened to you

Joel- he hit me over the head with a fire extinguisher

Mom – what!!?? Who?

Billy -the stranger

Joel- but whats his name?

Billy- I don’t know but I’m scared he’s not finished with us

Joel- what makes you think that?

Billy- were still alive

Joel- that is true

Billy- well let’s just hope he doesn’t

That night

Billy- (sleeping on the bed)

Joel -(sleeping on the floor)

Billy- rolls of bed and falls on joel

Bill and joel- (scream and get up)

Stranger- ( standing in front of them with a guitar in his left hand)(walks towards the boys) rock on (hits joel over the head with guitar)

Billy- please stop

Stranger –why ?

Billy- I’m to young to die

Stranger – I’m not going to kill you I’m gonna torture you until you wish you were dead.

Billy- then what?

Stranger- you’ll see (hit’s him over the head with guitar)

Next morning

Mom- (yells from kitchen) wakie wakie boys I made pancakes

Billy- mom?

Joel- billy’s mom?

Joel- (tries to sit up) ooowwwww

Billy- dude what happened to us?

Joel- I don’t know but please don’t tell me my forehead is bleading (wiping blood off his ears)

Billy- uumm it’s not bleadi

Happy Human asked:


At the Circus

Intro

So the air was so alive,

And in an hysteric frenzy we shuffled forward,

Bichrome was all that filled my eyes,

As I stared upon the tent from the grass on which I stood,

Watching it swell with magical songs,

That were drowned only by a noble and fearless roar,

Stuffing my face with sugar laced corn

Aghast with glee as I entered through into wonderlands door.

Chorus

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

My childish eyes were so wide open,

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

And yet I was so very oblivious.

Verse 1

It was a dark and bitter night,

And yet I had heightened sight,

Under my covers I could’ve hid,

But I was no longer that kid,

So I slipped out into the streets,

And I followed my tired feet,

Verse 2

I stumbled upon that empty site,

Searching for a little light,

There I saw a looming shadow,

Cast by a man draped in a rainbow,

From the circus I recognised,

Those dulled sparkling eyes,

Chorus

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

My childish eyes were so wide open,

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

And yet I was so very oblivious.

Verse 3

So with a nervous exclamation,

And with little contemplation,

“Sir, I have run away from home

To start a new life on the roam,

Working for you at the circus”,

To which the man simply chortles,

Verse 4

“Dear boy, let me just start,

By saying you can’t join

What you’re already a part of,

And you can never run,

From what’s all around”

Said the man with a grim frown,

And to this day those words still resound.

Chorus

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

My childish eyes were so wide open,

At the circus!

I was at the circus,

And yet I was so very oblivious.

Outro

So the air it was dead,

And it was with reluctance that I shuffled forward,

Averting my eyes away instead,

Of absorbing in the white and red from where I stood,

Plugging my ears against garish music,

Yet those broken and frustrated roars still met my ears,

Nibbling on sugary snacks,

And with equal remiss I entered into confirmed fears.

Tom asked:


Please help with this poem and questions thanks

Morning is busy with long files
Of ants and men, all bearing loads.
The sun’s gong beats, and sweat runs down.
A mason-hornet shapes his hanging house.
In a wide flood of flowers
Two crested cranes are bowing to their food.
From the north today there is ominous news

Midday, the mad cicada-time.
Sizzling from every open valve
Of the overheated earth
The stridulators din it in
Intensive and continuing praise
Of the white-hot zenith, shrilling on
Toward a note too high to bear

Oven of afternoon, silence of heat.
In shadow, or in shaded rooms,
This face is hidden in folded arms,
That face is now a sightless mask,
Tree-shadow just includes those legs.
The people have all lain down, and sleep
In attitudes of the sick, the shot, the dead

And now in the grove the wild doves begin,
Whose neat silk heads are never still,
Bubbling their coolest colloquies.
The formulae they liquidly pronounce
In secret tents of leaves imply
(Clearer than man-made music could)
Men being absent, Africa is good

here are the questions please please if you know poem stuff help me

2.1 “Discuss why you think the poem is divided into four distinct times of day?? (2 marks)
2.2 ” Explain the significance of the animals being described in ways that are antithetical to the ways humans are described? (2 marks)
2.3 comment on how the speaker manages to convey the intensity of heat at ‘midday’ (3 marks)
2.4 discuss the significance of line 28 “men being absent, africa is good”. (3 marks)

iamigloo asked:


A traveler became lost in the desert region of Algeria. Realizing
his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began
walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed,
and he began feeling faint. Reduced to crawling, he was on the
verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in
front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the tent and called out,
“Water…”.

A bedouin appeared in the tent door and replied sympathetically,
“I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to
buy a tie?” With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite
silken neckwear.

“You fool,” gasped the man. “I’m dying! I need water!”

“Well, sir,” replied the bedouin, “If you really need water, there is
a tent about 2 kilometers south of here where you can get some.”

Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to
drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his
last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the tent and
Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to
drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his
last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the tent and
collapsed.

Another bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door
and enquired, “May I help you sir?”

“Water…” was the feeble reply.

“Oh, sir,” replied the bedouin, “I’m sorry, but you can’t come in
here without a tie!”

My Nickname is for rent 5$/day asked:


Life in Egypt
1)Crocodiles live freely in Cairo streets
2)Camels are the main transport in Cairo
3)We mostly live in tents
4)We are like in Texas but with klachinkov instead of revolvers
5)Each man is married to 4 women
6)Men meet to talk about an animal they hunted or a wounded eves tcamel
7)We wear that strange Alladin pair of shoes with its spiral tip
8)We trade with gold coins (or may be by exchanging goods)
9)We eat nothing but Ful and Falafel
10)We mostly wear Galabeyas
____________________________
During chatting with an American girl(can’t recall from which state).
Anyway,she found that I’m Egyptian (from Egypt,that little country in the northeast corner of Africa,that one with the Nile,pyramids,sphinx!!)
So she asked me if I’m living in a tent and transport with camels,and she was nearly surprised to find that I go to college and that nearly half the students of my department in faculty of engineering are girls!!
So Did u believe what I wrote at the beginning and which points?
1)Crocodiles live in very low amounts before the high Dam(south Egypt)
2)Camels are near pyramids for tourists,so cabs,underground,buses,and cars are used.
3)I’ve never seen a guy living in a tent before
4)weapons are only carried by policemen,yet Sinai beduins may still be carrying guns.
5)That’s rare,they wrote about a case as an article and a TV series talked about it.
6)Men meet to talk about soccer matches…no hunting.
7)Adidas,Nike,Fila are popular brands
8)Coins and banknotes
9)They are popular,but today I ate macaroni with sauce and minced meat.I last ate falafel in college like 3 weeks ago!
10)we wear trousers,galabeya may be seen in cairo streets.

Mansour S asked:


Answer-Queen please answer this!!

A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?”

Johnny answered, “I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too.” Mrs. Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Mrs. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Johnny: “9.”

Principal: “What is 6 x 6 ?”
Johnny: “36.”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know. The principal looks at Mrs. Brooks and tells her, “I think Johnny can go to the third grade.”

Mrs. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him, some questions?”

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Mrs. Brooks: “What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
Johnny, after a moment “Legs.”

Mrs. Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
Johnny: “Pockets.”

Mrs. Brooks: “What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and delicious and contains a whitish liquid?”
Johnny: “Coconut.”

Mrs. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?”

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny takes charge…..

Johnny: “Bubblegum.”

Mrs. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?”

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…..

Johnny: “Shake hands.”

Mrs. Brooks: “Now I will ask some ‘Who am I’ questions, okay?”

Mrs. Brooks: “You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.”

Johnny: “Tent.”

Mrs. Brooks: “A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.”

The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: “Wedding Ring.”

Mrs. Brooks: “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver?”

Johnny; “Arrow.”

Mrs. Brooks: “What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of heat and excitement?”

Johnny: “Fire-truck.”

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”