2 fine shots – rate these jokes pls?
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-tellers tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think”, said the man scornfully. I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!”
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This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office.
His lawyer said, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”
“Give me the bad news first.”
“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”
“That’s the bad news?” asked the man incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”
first was was kinda lame.. so maybe 3
the second one was GOOD! i give it a 8
I would rate both jokes7/10 Keep trying.
heyya..g’day..ahaha…:-)
Ten plus Ten ..without a doubt!
haha!! i’d give both an 8.5
1st 10 2nd 3, i didnt get it
They are okish, 4 out of 10 you deserve.
1 – 5/10
2 – 8/10
lmao, i loved the second one! absolutely classic.
the first one wasnt half bad neither.
How can u not get those? 8 out of 10 on both.
5 out of 10
and
2 out of 10
i didn’t laugh. i wanted to.
he…hehi. Nice I would give 8/5
OMG……..you have transformed to a clean joke teller from naughty joke teller………clean ones and very funny too……….that’s what I think…….Rating: 100%
By the way, where is the bonus joke, you should have given one, since we read two jokes….hahaha
1. 4/10
2. 7/10
i give 8 for both..they are funny!!
1st joke -10/10
2nd joke – 8/10
Nice try….
Both are 10′s lol.
both are good jokes
both were good
8/10
The first one wasn’t really funny but good try. I give u a 7
The second sure made me laugh. Good one. That deserves a 9.
Bravo!